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Break the Stigma Attached to Satanism

Posted: April 20, 2017 by gingerale666 in Uncategorized

Let me start off by saying that if you’re a Satanist who feels the need to sacrifice small children and animals to the Devil, you are either very uneducated on what Satanism actually is or you’re on bath salts. If you are on bath salts, seek help immediately. Otherwise, there is no reason that you should be spending your Friday nights in the woods, holding hands in a circle with your leather-drenched metalhead friends around a fire before ripping the head off of a lamb and using the blood to draw an inverted pentagram on your forehead. It just isn’t right, you know what I mean?

Satanism is something that is hardly ever discussed and I highly doubt that the reason is because it’s a relatively new religion in comparison to Buddhism or Christianity. People don’t want to hear about it or talk about it. It’s taboo. It’s frowned upon, unmentionable, and most people will give you really weird looks (which are often pretty hilarious) if you bring up the controversial topic.

And why do people act like this? Because Satanists are all cold-blooded murderers who hate the human race? Because we’re all violent, drug-addicted, narcissistic psychopaths? Because we eat aborted babies for breakfast and do all kinds of other sick shit in the name of Lucifer?

No. That’s all bullshit.

Sorry to rain on your holy parade of ignorance, but Satanists don’t even believe that Satan exists. It’s all just a huge story. And like any good story, there’s a moral to it. I’m not going to waste my time or yours telling you that story as I am not Google, nor am I your grandmother. Do your damn research. Read a bit of the Bible and you’ll come to realize that, ultimately, God represents abstinence while Satan represents indulgence. They’re metaphorical and all of the so-called sins, everything God doesn’t want you to do, end up leading you to some form of gratification.

This is why people convert to Satanism. They’re sick and tired of being a slave to The Man. You wanna get high? Do it. You wanna go out with your friends and party? Go for it. Someone cut you off at Walmart and stole your parking spot? Slash their tires. You wanna wear a crop top? Fuck modesty. You happen to like people of the same sex? Be gay, yo.

So, to clear the air, we Satanists aren’t the disgusting people we’re painted to be. We don’t perform sacrifices, we don’t condone nonconsensual sex, and we don’t believe in harming anyone unless they deserve it. Satanism respects and promotes all life. We do, however, strongly believe that you shouldn’t miss out on opportunities or suppress your natural instincts just because a book written over 2000 years ago tells us that there’s a dude up in the clouds who will sentence us to eternal damnation if we care about ourselves more than him. Life wasn’t meant to be lived with a giant metal ball cuffed to your ankle.

Be free and be happy. Peace and love.